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THE SAGA OF THE MASTERS
The beginning of the modern timeless classic, Masters of the Obvious! The Masters try to rescue Queen Melodrama from the clutches of the evil popcorn magnate, Darth Redenbacher.
After the rescue of Queen Melodrama, the boys decide to tie one on aboard the USS Screensaver's hidden Man Cave. Hilarity ensues.
As the Battle Toaster USS Screensaver soars through the cosmos, the Masters of the Obvious learn that Queen Melodrama has been captured by the nefarious popcorn magnate, Darth Redenbacher.
After another rejection by The Visible Woman, Dr. Biclops is emotionally bankrupt. Dorkulon, Todd and LeBron call for an immediate Boys Night Out in honor of their illustrious, yet pathetic, leader.
When an inhabited planet is discovered, the
Masters of the Obvious are ambushed by the
locals, a cosa nostra group of ponies lead by
the mafia chieftain, Al the Pone.